The following is probably the dumbest thing I've ever posted on this blog. It's the product of boredom (at least the Olympics start tonight and I can watch some curling) and the fact that KISS 107 FM has the same 3 songs on repeat every time I'm in the car. Anyway, you've been warned...
Go Hawks! (Sung to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha)
Wake up in the morning
Feeling like Rick Stanzi
Grab my jersey
I'm out the door
Gonna hit Iowa City
Before I leave
Grab my keys
And a couple of snacks
'Cause when I leave for the game
I ain't coming back
I'm talkin' eating bags of Doritos(tos)
Wearing our black and gold(gold)
We're tailgating on Melrose(rose)
No stopping, GameDay on our TV
Pullin' up in our RV
Trying to eat a little more turkey
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow the Gophers up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow the Cyclones up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO
Ain't got a star on the team
But got plenty of grit
This team was made in USA
So love it or leave it
And now critics are lining up
Saying the Hawks' luck will turn
But we shut 'em all up
And show them Adrian Clayborn
I'm talking 'bout
E'rybody talking smack(smack)
But they don't know their facts(facts)
We'll show 'em that the Hawks are back(back)
And now, we're gonna sing the fight song loud(loud)
'Cause they can't bring us down(down)
They can't bring us down(down)
No one brings us down
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow the Badgers up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow the Buckeyes up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO
The game's tied up
And it's fourth down
My heart it pounds
Yeah it's crazy
Stanzi steps up
It's go time now
The ball is snapped
The clock is ticking (oOOoO)
There goes McNutt
Stanzi rolls out
The ball is thrown
Cameras are flashing
McNutt goes up
The crowd stands up
The crowd goes nuts
The game is over, the Hawkeyes win!
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow the Hoosiers up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO
Go Hawks!
To the top
Let's go blow Northwestern up
That's right, the word's fight
Until the game is won tonight
Go Hawks!
Kinnick rocks
But the haters don't stop, no
OoOooOOooO
OoOooOoOoO